forever:

why do teachers think that yawning is rude like i’m oxygen deprived what do u want me to do

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you know what really turns me on?

unprotected 

wifi 

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christmasturbate:

all i require is constant attention and snacks 

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baylorwilsons:

when you take a selfie with someone you lowkey hate

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moonfalora:

rexuality:

a person complaining about puns basically invites every pun enthusiast in the vicinity to come snapping rhythmically from the shadows 

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